"No, I just refuse to believe that anybody can screw up macaroni and cheese..... Oh my god. How did you - it takes like it's burnt and undercooked."

This great 8x10 has been signed by James Denton who plays Mike Delfino in Desperate Housewives. Early in 2003, Jamie headed the list of the cast filming the pilot for "Threat Matrix". Although "Threat Matrix" held its own in one of the worst time-slots of the season (sandwiched between the last season of "Friends" (1994) and "Survivor" (2001/I)), ABC, nonetheless, pulled the series after only fourteen episodes aired (sixteen episodes were filmed). "Threat Matrix"  was officially dropped on the same day as James' role as "Mike Delfino" on "Desperate Housewives" was announced.

Audiences have been captivated by the women of Wisteria Lane, with its unique brand of classic TV soap, remixed now with satire, comedy, and mystery. An affectionate yet darkly tinged send-up of suburbia that skirted Twin Peaks territory as much as that of Knots Landing, Desperate Housewives opened with a bang--literally--as perfect-seeming housewife Mary Alice Young ( went through her picture-perfect day before putting a handgun to her temple and pulling the trigger. Mary Alice's sudden suicide leaves her four closest friends, all housewives of a sort, with a surfeit of grief, a re-examination of their own lives, and a mystery to solve. It also proves to be a catalyst for a seamy study of what goes on inside the finely appointed homes of Wisteria Lane--the tales of which Mary Alice narrates from beyond the grave with a sardonic tone dipped in both honey and arsenic.

The focus is on her four friends; there's man-hungry single mother Susan Mayer, ex-career woman and now mother of four Lynette Scarvo, Martha Stewart-on-steroids Bree Van De Kamp, and Gabrielle Solis, who has everything she's ever wanted but still can't find happiness. From her heavenly perch, Mary Alice sees all and offers her own twisted take on the weekly goings-on.

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A fast and wild mix of plot and characters gives Desperate Housewives the zing that makes it a number one hit, as it never gets too bogged down in any dilemma before moving on to the next.  The show's other source of strength is in its peerless ensemble cast, headed by four perfect leading ladies. This is your chance to bring the craziness of Wisteria Lane into your home - don't miss out!

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